January 2009
69 posts
words i type wrong all the time...
folkinz:
there are a few words i type wrong all the time and try to be aware of it, but recently i have started doing it again (thank goodness for spell check):
enitre instead of entire
slasa instead of salsa
judgement instead of judgment
behaviour instead of behavior
Things I learned today
1. After 15 years, Liz Phair’s Exile in Guyville is still the best cd to listen to when you’re sad and mad.
2. John Locke didn’t like Oxford b/c he thought there was too much drinking and faggotry going on.
3. good sex does not equal a good person/good intentions/good boyfriend material.
4. all people with blue eyes are related to one single person who caused the mutation...
Oh, the irony
Gov. Christ today decided to veto a cut in funding for crisis pregnancy centers. You know, the ones who prey on scared, pregnant women and then convince them that they should have this baby, regardless of what their true best interest might be. In fact, these centers do nothing to attempt to prevent unwanted pregnancies and then again, do nothing once the baby is born. Anyhow, today I called...
The past couple of weeks have been a tumultuous ride with varying degrees of ups and downs. The Moroccan really made me take a look at myself and the fact that I was upset by his rebuff and rejection. I really don’t like letting other people control my feelings of self-worth and overall happiness with myself. If relationships do that all too often, I still question how and why so many...
Vermicular
ezreidn:
so in class, I mean, we were describing something with one word and everyone was shouting out describing words and when it was my turn I said “vermicular” and everyone laughed and thought I was joking. But I wasn’t and it hurt my feeling. Then, the professor asked me to spell it, so I did. But just to be sure I spelled it correctly I started looking it up and then everyone accused me...
Dinosaur World or Bust
I’m going here this weekend!
They call it "crush" for a reason
Simon Rex is on Chelsea Handler tonight!! I had THE biggest crush on him like 15 years ago. How is he still relevant??
omg, apparently he’s a rapper now.
Running the Sahara →
I like being alone so i can watch docs like this. Three guys run for 90 days across the Sahara desert. It’s amazingly beautiful. I’m so nerding out on a Saturday night, but I actually need/want this.
Why I love United States of Tara
1. Buster Bluth is Marshall’s English teacher.
2. it kinda made me tear up in the second episode.
But she couldn't keep baby alive
Two days after the 36th anniversary of Roe, I’m celebrating with the realization that I could be the “caregiver” to an almost 4 year old. ew.
On that note, Obama is pleasing me already by reversing the gag rule yesterday. I can’t wait to finish my masters and work in reproductive rights again. I definitely think my calling is to work in sexual health and...
“These guys put the bone in zamboni.”
– blades of glory
“I’m not a slut, I’m just popular.”
– girl from Blind Date.
deja vu?
I totally had a dream the other night (maybe last night?) that I lived in the bar of Jonathan’s Angels in Rome. It used to be Jonathan’s Angels, but I guess I had bought it for the bathroom because I just had a flashback of saying to someone, “Hey, want to see my bathroom? It’s the old Jonathan’s Angels bathroom.” Maybe I just bought the bathroom? Anyhow,...
Emotional Terrorists
me: fucking emotional terrorists!
her: well, he isn't a muslim.
me: well, he's been training with the jihadists because he knows a little too much.
16 little known facts about me
1. My favorite accent is the cajun accent.
2. I’ve watched most of the episodes of each season of The Real World.
3. When I was little I named all of my barbies either kiki or claudia and I wanted to be an aeronautical engineer.
4. I once got fingerblasted in the trunk of a (moving, yes, driving) car in Lisbon.
5. When I lived in paris, i could stick my head out of my bedrrom window and...
On Procrastination and a Rebirth
I didn’t make any resolutions this year, but I think it’s about time. Anyhow, today is obviously a significant date in history and I think it’s quite proper to start now. The first three weeks of this year were a real wash anyways. So, in honor of the great sea change, here are some things I would like to change about myself and some goals for the months to come:
- be a...
It’s so funny that while every single news channel is showing coverage of the parade or the inauguration, FOX News is showing Bush’s welcome home party in Midland, TX. Denial, anyone?
Must be productive tomorrow. Too many hangover days spent doing nothing but eating and watching bad tv. So far 2009 has been a big bust. I hope it gets better soon. In hopes of speeding things along, I looked up tix to rome today. $900…I guess it’s not soooo bad, especially considering I won’t need to pay for a place to stay. But I definitely want to do some traveling,...
Highs and lows. Last night was fun. We went on a shot tour, stopping at a whole bunch of bars and doing shots at each one. The chiller ones we would get at drink too. The shot tour is a blast. Mostly because everything we do is a blast. Also I got to dance to this charming man with a stranger who told me he had cancer. I’m pretty sure that’s what happened. I think I said,...
Fuck and Run (even when I was 28)
I don’t understand and that’s why it hurts!!!!!!! Why would someone say they want to see you and then the day that you are supposed to go see them, disappear. Say nothing. Not say anything. Say nothing. How can you tell me that “we have something special in comment baby,” but then you don’t want to see me?
I don’t know why when i get sad I just want to...
“Wow. I’m shocked.”
– Me, right now. ever since Friday night.
The feeling in my stomach won’t go away. The feeling means one thing and one thing only: it’s over. I don’t know why I thought this time might be different. It’s just that I had never felt anything like that before, so I imagined (fairly reasonably, I would say) that there was something undeniable there that gave this one the semblance of maybe meaning something. Alas,...
Dudes.
ninefruits:
I think when I was out on a dude-date the other night I might have said that ‘09 was the year to try new things and that I would be willing to go both camping and fishing with him. I don’t think “camping and fishing” were euphemisms, but one can’t ever be totally sure.
I was going to try butt sex with the Moroccan in ‘09, but yeah. that’s totally not happening now....
“Hopes she makes me eat my words ‘cause my words is ‘pussy’”
– Lil Wayne (via molls)
okay, so don’t tell C.B., but i think i just fell in love with Lil Wayne.
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even though he reminds me of my ex. ya the one who got arrested for (alleged, lol) solicitation of prostitution. But right now he’s in venice and I love their use of polenta. the anchovies and sardines I could do without, but oh my god….polenta. And then the risotto. I’m going back (home) to italy in five months. THe countdown is on.
So I drank two of the sweet tea infused...
4 words
sweet tea infused vodka.
= one word: amazing
“Nothing lasts forever.”
– anthony bourdain (live blogging but drunk (read: firefly sweet tea, buy now b/c you mix it with water (read: drunk after two drinks))
“You can make an onion taste so many ways.”
– - anthony bourdain
(sounds kinda hot)
Ben & Jerry created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor... →
pica:
via huge: cvxn: caro:
I am laughing myself to tears, literally. ANCHOVY FUCKUP SURPRISE. Some of the suggestions:
Grape Depression
Cluster Fudge
Nut’n Accomplished
Impeach Cobbler
Heck of a Job, Brownie!
No Chocolate Left Behind
Cookie D’oh!
Anchovy Fuckup Surprise
Credit Crunch
iRocky Roadside Bomb
Bananas Over Baghdad
SNAFUdge
Pail o’ Fail
Waterboarding Watermelon
...
Ugh, Monday
I’m having a really hard time getting back into the swing of things. I’ve barely read two pages and that’s not good. I’m so tired and possibly getting sick. Last night I was in bed totally sweating, but when I would kick the blanket off i would freeze! My contacts are bothering me, and that usually happens when a cold is about to rear its ugly head.
Besides that, all...
Its nearly 11 AM and its -5 outside.
dilaudid:
allpointsnorth:
kapi:
WTF London?
-5? You have no idea how good you have it, man. That’s T-shirt weather where i’m from.
man, i just got back from the pool. Fucking love you, Florida.
